the+Queen's+rescue

|| Yesterday at 10 pm, her Majesty Queen Elizabeth was observed saving fifteen Bulgarian divers from a motor boat terrorist near the pier of Brighton, South-England. The queen is said to have pulled all fifteen young men up onto her ever so heavyset hat. ** Queen Elizabeth has several interests that the British people are well aware of (for instance photography and horse racing), but one of the less known ones is rowing. Last night, as her majesty was in Brighton, rowing swiftly in one of her many fashionable, water resistant and exceptionally large hats, she came across a motor boat terrorist who made several attempts to run over a group of free divers from Bulgaria. The motor boat driver was cloaked in black and continually yelling unspeakable words at the divers, who were all panicking. Her majesty was seen diving into the water and hereinafter lifting all the divers up on her impressive headwear. The divers were brought to shore by her majesty who managed to maneuver her way past the boat driver with incredible speed. Witnesses watching in tension from the beach of Brighton were stunned by the performance from our Queen who reached the age of 83 years last April. “She was diving like a professional”, says Dunstan Humphrey (46), who was present at the beach as the drama took place, “and rowing with only her hands. The boat was crammed full, but it did not seem to cause her any problems. The Queen herself seemed rather unaffected by the occurrences. “It was not much of a heroic event”, she declared to a reporter from The Sun shortly after the happening. “The major problem was in fact my hair. It blew in the way and I was not able to see where I was heading. Fortunately the lights from the pier guided me in the right direction.” Her majesty has indeed surprised her people with her dramatic actions. We wonder what other qualities she has hidden?
 * The Queen saves divers with her hat